Fcuk the Aussies

I’m so blissful that the Aussies are again taking part in stable rugby. Now I can cease pretending to love the bastards. It's been a troublesome 12 months or so having to be all good to the Aussies as a result of they sucked at rugby. I couldn't maintain a straight face anymore. It might take Meryl Streep to play me within the film of my life (with the appears of Charlize Theron if she was a scorching man) as a result of the appearing expertise I needed to pull out to be all optimistic about these cu … individuals stretched method past my appearing degree. I used to be sweating fearing individuals will catch me out any minute. I deserve a Nobel Prixe for protecting a straight face, by no means thoughts an Oscar. Let's face it, they’re only a shit model of a Saffa or Kiwi. POM would agree. A barbie is infinitely inferior to a braai and Vegemite is only a low cost tasteless copy of Marmite. Now world order is restored and I can cease pretending to love the fcukers. Welcome again you dickheads.

The typical Aussie male on a date