On Sunday night time, the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs handed the Atlanta Falcons a 22-17 defeat within the NFL’s Week 3. Right here’s a few of what Tom Ruprecht overheard at Mercedes-Benz Stadium.
“Arthur Clean purchased scorching canines and sodas for your complete crowd. Sadly, that cash got here from the Falcons’ finances for offensive linemen.”
“For the reason that sport was in Georgia, Travis Kelce blew off the primary half to go on a ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ tour.”
“Think about how way more superb Patrick Mahomes’ stats could be if he had Justin Simmons as a receiver.”
“NBC reminds you that the second quarter will probably be proven solely on Peacock — and the fourth will probably be airing solely on CNBC+.”
“Transferring Mahomes to huge receiver is as dumb as hiring Sydney Sweeney in your film and making her the important thing grip.”
“The largest menace to the Chiefs’ three-peat is Carson Steele eager to carry a rattling alligator into the locker room.”
“You’ve obtained to confess the referees are making it onerous to fight these ‘Chiefs get all of the calls’ arguments.”
